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QuintonBellamie
Jul 22, 2025
Heavens Fall Nine Ex-Hard by Onagan Review
The Heavens Fall Nine Ex-Hard is a solid choice for advanced users seeking intense stimulation in a more compact, firm design. Its tighter internal structure caters best to those with a smaller size or girth, offering a satisfying alternative to softer, more forgiving sleeves. While the lack of included instructions might be a drawback for some—especially beginners—the toy makes up for it with its focused, high-intensity sensation. For those who know their preferences and want a no-nonsense, powerful experience, this delivers with accuracy and consistency.
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Saash
Dec 03, 2024
Durex Intense Vibrations Ring: A "Hard" Yes!
The Durex Intense Vibration Ring delivers on its promises: a firmer erection paired with satisfying vibrations that work for both partners. The rumbly-pulse vibes add a deeper, more pleasurable sensation, especially for clitoral or external stimulation. That said, it might not hit the mark for those craving intense, knock-your-socks-off power. It’s a great choice for couples and beginners looking to dip their toes into the world of vibrating toys. While the short battery life and disposable nature mean it’s more of an occasional treat than a daily go-to, its ease of use, comfortable fit, and surprisingly strong vibrations for its size more than makeup for it.
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KarlandLeni
Jul 15, 2025
Tango X – The Bullet That Doesn’t Buzz, It Rumbles (Hard) 🔥
We’ve tested a ridiculous number of bullet vibes over the years – some claimed to be “powerful,” others “discreet,” some “revolutionary.” Most of them? Pretty forgettable. Buzzy surface-level ticklers that sound like a mosquito and feel like one too. So when everyone on the internet starts yelling about one bullet – the Tango X – our expectations were sky high. And for once? It actually delivered. Just... not in the way we expected. 😅 This toy doesn’t blow your clit off. It doesn’t send shockwaves through the mattress or leave your hands vibrating for an hour. It does something smarter: it vibrates with depth. That deep, punchy kind of rumble that you don’t just feel on the surface, but all the way in your thighs, your belly, your breath. And that makes a huge difference – especially over time. For Leni, the Tango X became a total surprise favorite. Not because it gave her the most explosive orgasms ever – but because it gave her sustainable, repeatable, layered orgasms. It’s one of the few toys she can use through the peak and keep going – and that turned it from a “cool bullet” to an “essential toy drawer resident.” It works solo, mid-sex, and in every position we tested where a bigger toy would’ve been a logistical nightmare. And that earns major points in our book. For Karl, it didn’t land quite the same – but that’s okay. Not every toy has to be a power player for both partners. As a couple toy, it’s a vibe-enhancer, a rhythm partner, a supporting character that doesn’t try to steal the scene. That’s actually kind of perfect. Bottom line? The Tango X doesn’t scream. It whispers – but what it’s saying is really, really good. Curious where the Tango X fits in our toy drawer – and which vibes it actually kicked out? Stick around, we’ve got more bullet-shaped chaos and discoveries coming soon. 💥
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Animewolfgamer
May 02, 2025
The Job of an Onahole salesman is hard but I am Harder // Cecile Kishiwada X Magic Eyes Review
Anime bitches plus tan bitches PLUS a pretty pussy? That’s the winning combo that makes up Cecile. Brought to us by the sensuous lords at Magic Eyes, responsible for the “bocca de la verita” toy and various other awesome toys, is a wonderfully gentle and satisfying sleeve that is just begging to milk you. I wasn’t aware until I had my hands on this toy that she isn’t a generic anime girl made for the purposes of tingling your dingaling but rather the main character in a doujin titled “The Job of an Onahole Salesman is Hard!” So naturally, it makes sense for her to become an onahole.
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RalphGreco
Feb 19, 2025
DYSO Impulsion Review: Quite the Machine for Quite the Session
DYSO calls their Impulsion a “next-generation sex toy.” It features a 360-degree rotation, nine vibration modes, and eight rotating, all using body-safe materials and cutting-edge tech. But this jerk-off machine, resembling the handle-end of a lightsaber, is a heavy-duty (and heavy to hold) masturbatory sleeve set in a case. With an hour-and-thirty-minute charging time (and the charge lasting almost as long), this sex toy will give you exactly what you want. It's extremely customizable as you can adjust the experience, for however long you last. Certainly priced on the high-end of things, but still not so sky-high as some other motorized masturbators are. One needs to remember that in the end, this toy from DYSO is providing a squishy masturbatory sleeve inside a heavy case that is turned, twisted, and powered by a motor. If this is the kind of thing you’re into, DYSO delivers cock-rumbling fun with the Impulsion.
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El_Jaden
Jul 08, 2025
Fleshlights Cream from Autumn Falls: A Sweet Treat!
The Autumn Falls Cream is easily one of my top-tier Fleshlights, and for good reason. Designed to replicate the experience of being with the famously curvy and sultry Latina star herself, this sleeve doesn’t just look the part, it feels like a full-on encounter. The “Cream” texture is no joke. Internally, it’s a rollercoaster of varying tightness, with certain chambers getting so snug it genuinely feels like your little soldier is being lovingly wrung out. It’s intense in all the right ways, borderline overwhelming at times, but in a way that keeps you coming back for more. The tight spots deliver this pressure that almost defies logic, and if you’re into sleeves that grip like they’ve got something to prove, this one absolutely delivers. Whether you’re here for the fantasy or the ferocity of the sensation, the Autumn Falls Cream doesn’t disappoint. It’s not just a toy; it’s a full-on experience in a hard case.
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FiendFyre
Feb 10, 2025
PDX Fuck Flask - A truly discreet stroker with some unfortunate downfalls
This is a water bottle shaped stroker complete with an extendable spout which means you can truly hide it in plain sight. It's unfortunately a little too firm and tight, and has minimal texture within which makes it hard to recommend outside of specific cases.
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RalphGreco
Jan 27, 2025
Co-Starring With The Vanna Bardot Dopamine Ice Sleeve Fleshlight
The sight, sound, and feel of the Vanna Bardot Dopamine Ice Sleeve Fleshlight is an experience pretty much unmatched in the world of male masturbators. Based on the specific southernly dimensions of the half-French, half-Brazilian brunette hottie, this limited edition of the famous Fleshlight Girls porn star line. If you have never tried a Fleshlight, they are surely worth their reputation; if you have, Vanna gives you her own specific loving 'fit,' a uniquely wonderful feeling you really shouldn't pass up. Wonder no more why Vanna has won both AVN and XBIZ awards as you piston away inside her love canal, regulate airflow suction from the end cap of the hard-shell case (sold seperately) and fantasize about your cock even bigger than it will already grow inside this toy, by viewing it through the ‘ice’ magnifying see-thru sleeve of this expert jerker. The phthalate-free SuperSkin material Fleshlight makes all their sleeves from provides such a realistic feel you’ll easily imagine you’re costarring with Vanna, delivering the hardest and deepest fucking she has ever had. The sleeve really gives as good as it gets, so be ready to blast off pretty much from the moment you push all the way into the thing. But clean-up here is easy, so when you are ready to go again, so will be your Vanna Bardot Dopamine Ice Sleeve Fleshlight.
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FiendFyre
Jul 06, 2025
Ultrablow by Bellesa: An Entry Level Auto-Stroker
This toy feels great, and considering it's frequently on deep sales it could be worth it for an entry level auto-stroker. At retail price though it's hard to recommend when the Handy is likely a better option and not that much more expensive.
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RalphGreco
Feb 12, 2025
TANTALY Brandi Review
TANTALY’s Brandi doll mold is the perfect girl to have hanging around the house. This super realistic torso mini butt stroker/vaginal/ass and hip masturbator looks as much as feels like the real thing. Wait to see if you don’t fall in love! With two five-inch tunnels, the vaginal wall here is inlaid with five elastic large beads, sporting a pink, and plump lifelike labia; the anal channel is naturally narrower than the vagina. And that soft TPE is wonderfully elastic so Brandi ‘fits’ any sized man. The compact size of this sex toy makes it easy to store, as well as to clean (the cleaning tube included in the toy's packing surely helps to make this an easier process). TANTALY is a leader in masturbator molds/sex dolls of this type and selling as she does at such a great price, men who have been up and on this kind of sex toy or those new to humping a half-a-lady, could do no better than sweet welcoming Brandi.
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FiendFyre
May 15, 2025
Bad Dragon Sofia - A Unique Silicone Stroker
While it may appeal to those looking for a fantasy/sci-fi vibe, the firm silicone and high price tag make it hard to recommend the Bad Dragon Sofia.
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Wazzahhh
May 30, 2025
Emma Magnolia Regal Fleshlight— Feeling Like Royalty
The Emma Magnolia Regal Fleshlight is straight up a banger. No joke, this thing had me feeling some type of way. The texture is wild and feels insanely real, like you’re punching in cheat codes for maximum pleasure. That lifelike vibe hits hard, and the way the sleeve changes things up chamber by chamber keeps it fresh every single time. Not going to lie at first it was kinda like "whoa there" this thing came out swinging hard. But after a few sessions I was vibing with the intensity, and started loving how deep the sensations hit. Bonus points for the stamina training angle too, I’ve definitely noticed my game leveling up. If you’re even kinda curious, I’d say cop it. It’s legit worth every dollar, and this one’s staying in the top drawer, no question.
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Wazzahhh
Jul 15, 2025
Fleshlight Janice Griffith Eden— Playing in the Garden
Alright, so the Janice Griffith Eden Fleshlight? Absolute damn weapon, dude. This thing isn’t just good—it’s dangerous. It’s like they bottled up the raw, filthy energy of Janice herself and stuffed it into a sleeve that’s practically begging to be violated. You got that perfect replica of her pussy lips up front—tight, pouty, and straight-up hypnotic. Looks so realistic you’ll catch yourself just staring before even sticking your dick in it. No shame. We’ve all been there. Now slide in—and bruh, it’s game over. The inner canal is 9 inches of pure textured madness. No dead zones here, man. It’s got these ridges and bumps and little surprises that grab onto your shaft like it owes them money. First thrust in, and I think no way it really feels that good. It starts off kinda snug and only gets tighter the deeper you go, which makes every stroke feel like a deep dive into heaven’s freakiest backdoor. Plus, let’s talk that light-brown tone. Goddamn. Not only does it pop visually, but it gives the whole toy this extra layer of realism, like, you know you’re not balls-deep in Janice, but your dick might just believe otherwise. Honestly, I don’t care how many strokers you’ve tried—this one? It’s a heavy hitter. If you’re not leaking by the time you pull out, you did something wrong.
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smuttexts
Jun 23, 2025
The We-Vibe Verge: The Worst Cock Ring I Have Tried
I wish I could say something good about this toy, however, I found it badly designed, hard to get on/off, and doesn't really offer anything extra to the experience. I hope my review of the We-Vibe Verge helps you avoid making the same mistake as me when purchasing this toy. Broadly speaking this is a toy that seemingly has multiple applications, but none of these techniques really worked well. The toy is too ridged to enjoy, the app connection is spotty, and overall not well designed.
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MissIvy
Feb 06, 2025
The Blush Allana Wand Is One High-Speed Setting After Another
This is the third wand I've tested, and I have to say that wands are not my thing. My little lollipop-looking one was fun and perfect for me, but this powerful little beast from Blush has even more of a kick than the bigger-sized one I also tried out from another brand. Even the lowest setting on the Allana wand is powerful and hard to handle if you're not used to that much vibration. Now I know why I learned from the adult toy store I worked at for two weeks that wands are an acquired toy and can ruin you if you're not careful! I don't want to give you a bad outlook on this toy, though. Just because it's not for me doesn't mean that someone who loves using wands wouldn't find enjoyment in this particular toy. It has lots of benefits we'll get to soon.
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The Honest Johnson
Jul 02, 2025
Njoy Pure Wand (for Prostate Play) Review
The Njoy Pure Wand is a functional design masterpiece and the industry standard by which all other prostate massagers are judged. The refined, minimalist design is not just for looks; the ergonomic "J" configuration and heavy weight are designed to provide unmatched precision and penetrating, strong pressure exactly where it's required. The medical-grade, high-quality stainless steel alternative offers a lifetime of usage along with absolute hygiene and the one kick of temperature play. It boldly replaces the well-known buzz of vibration with a stronger, controllable force that holds the potential for a deeper sense of body-to-body connection, in complete and stealthy quietude with it. The first high price is the first consideration of any potential consumer. But this ought to be considered not as a price, but as an investment in quality, safety, and pleasure in the long term. This is a "buy it for life" product that will never break down, fall apart, or need new batteries. To the connoisseur, this newbie devoted to beginning with the best, the Pure Wand's worth is undeniable. To the individual who appreciates strength and sanitary perfection, anyone whatsoever, the Njoy Pure Wand's worth is undeniable. In general, the NJoy Pure Wand is more than merely a sex toy; it is a durable, high-quality device for sexual discovery. If you are seriously interested in prostate play and willing to spend money on an experience rivaled by none other, then the Pure Wand is certainly the be-all-and-end-all choice and well worth making the central piece of any collection.
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